Ben Affleck Unshaven, Staggering, Hanging With Blond, Standard Stuff
You know those scenes in the comics where Batman has hit rock bottom and they depict him unkempt and messed up and tripping over shit? Ben Affleck announced early this year what everybody already...
View ArticleHarvey Weinstein Claps Back At H8er Rose McGowan
Rose McGowan is in desperate need of a radical sabbatical, because she’s taken what honestly was a good thing for firming up her image and resurrecting her name from the beyond – her staunch...
View ArticleBen Affleck Still Battling Booze Addiction
Ben Affleck is all about the booze, Tom Brady, and blaming his personal problems on other people. A completely blitzed Ben went on a rant in 2016 on a show called Any Given Wednesday with Bill Simmons...
View ArticleBen Affleck Lied About His Majestic Male Tramp Stamp
Ben Affleck’s life began to unravel the moment when picking up the bottle became more important than playing with Jennifer Garner’s goodies. It’s all been downhill since then and he’s been hitting...
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New Yorker – Ben Affleck Is Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Fatman
Picking sides between The New Yorker and Ben Affleck. We’re all winners today aren’t we. Through about twelve-hundred different avenues, Ben Affleck has yet again become one of the most mocked...
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BREAKING: Nagging Wife Makes Husband Go To Rehab
Inbred former celebrity and lifelong Christian zealot Jennifer Garner was once in something called Alias, and Ben Affleck was once inside her, so therefore she’s famous enough for us to give a shit...
View ArticleBen Affleck Perusing The Lower Parts Of Playboy Models
Ben Affleck is a far better man than me because there’s only a handful of things that I’m able to accomplish when I decide to go on indefinite benders. Cheat with hotter women than the one I’m already...
View ArticleBen Affleck Failing Miserably At Rehab
Some of the greatest advice I ever received from an instructor in my life was to be the best at whatever it is you’re involved in. Even if you’re a terrible person. Everyone knows who Hitler is, but no...
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Ben Affleck Speaks Out About Rehab
Celebs speak out about their stints in rehab like they’re returning from vision quests, and someone as delusional and self-congratulatory as Ben Affleck can certainly spin being an alcoholic...
View ArticleOnly God Or Garner Can Save Ben Affleck Now
Rehab isn’t working. Ben Affleck is treating the facility like a free ride at a community college. I wouldn’t be surprised if the rehab that he enrolled in was actually a course at a community college,...
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